Seamus O'Regan: It is great to have you three on Canada AM. Thank you very much for joining us.
All: Thank you.
Seamus: Are you feeling any pressure right now? Because, I mean, you guys set the standard so high, making over straight guys. And now you've got your own CD, your own selection of music. You're not critiquing anybody.
Carson: No.
Seamus: You're throwing your own party, you're creating the space, you're creating the tone.
Kyan: Yes.
Seamus: Pressure?
Thom: Not really.
Carson: This is what we do every day.
Seamus: Denial?
Kyan: No.
Carson: Insecurity? Tears? Laughter? Drug addiction? [laughter] No, nothing.
Kyan: What we do on the show is we are ourselves on the show. And what we're about is teaching the guy to be himself. So we're just being ourselves, putting ourselves out there. People will like it or not like it and there's really no hard feelings either way. We're just being who we are.
Carson: Yeah, and it's reflective of our tastes.
Thom: And also in terms of raising the bar, every episode I think we're raising the bar for ourselves because we're constantly challenging ourselves to sort of not do what we've done in the past and try to sort of change it each time, to keep it fresh. So I think hopefully we're learning as we're going along as well. So, hopefully, we're going to continue to get better than we were in the past.

Seamus: I wanted to take this opportunity to talk about Canada and get your thoughts about Canada. Conan O'Brien right now is doing his show -- all last week he did a show in Canada.
Carson: It was a "Festival de Canada", or "au Canada". That's the national anthem, ha!
Seamus: And there were a lot of people who Americans don't know are from Canada. Now, some of them need help.
Thom: A lot of funny people are from Canada.
Seamus: A lot of funny people are from Canada.
Thom: Very funny people.
Seamus: So, I've got some pictures here of people I think -- some are in need of your help, some may not be. [Shows picture of Beyonce and Mike Myers]
Kyan: Beyonce is Canadian?
Seamus: No. [laughter] But Mike Myers is. Any thoughts? Mike Myers.
Thom: I think he looks fantastic.
Kyan: I think he looks gorgeous. He borrowed that outfit from Carson.
Carson: I think he looks like Ted. This is Ted Allen! [laughter]
Kyan: I didn't know Ted was Canadian.
Carson: I didn't know Ted married Beyonce in a secret ceremony in Canada.

Seamus: Page two.
Carson: Page two.
Seamus: Jim Carrey.
Thom: Jim Carrey. We love Jim Carrey.
Kyan: You know what? The funny thing about Jim Carrey, he's very handsome.
Carson: He is.
Kyan: He's so comedic...
Thom: He's a hottie.
Kyan: ...and there's so much physical comedy going on that you often don't see it.
Seamus: Is it because he's funny?
Carson: Funny's hot.
Kyan: Funny is hot. I think aesthetically, though, when he's not making faces like that and he's just sort of normal and chill he's a very handsome guy.
Thom: He's sort of a contortionist with his face. And when he sort of goes back to normal for a second you're like, "Wow, he's really good-looking." And then he goes...
Carson: Plus, we always see him in character, so it's hard to judge from this picture.

Seamus: William Shatner.
Carson: Oh my God, he's a friend of mine! Bill.
Seamus: Bill.
Carson: We show the same kind of horses and we compete together on the circuit in Kentucky.
Thom: I met him at a Star Trek convention in Houston in 1992.
Carson: Graduated from McGill University.
Seamus: Yes, exactly.
Thom: Carson's a Trekkie, admit it.
Carson: Resides in Los Angeles, California and also Versailles, Kentucky.
Seamus: Does not need any work?
Carson: I cannot comment on this individual.
Seamus: Conflict of interest.
Carson: Conflict of interest.
Thom: Well, let's just say the interior of that leather jacket leaves a little bit to be desired.

Seamus: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police. The red serge.
Thom: That's a good-looking outfit.
Carson: I ran into some Mounties myself. They're hot. Don't change a thing.
Seamus: You like the look? The look is good?
Carson: I love the look. Tall boots and riding britches, are you kidding me?
Kyan: No, they really do look great.
Seamus: These are our Canadian peacemakers.
Carson: They look very peaceful.
Thom: No, they look like they're part of the al-Qaeda.
Carson: I love the beret. I love a beret.
Seamus: You like the beret.
Carson: Can't go wrong with a beret.
Thom: I don't love the rest of the outfit. It looks like, well...
Carson: I like the tucked-in boots. It's very Dolce & Gabbana.
Seamus: That comforts them in Afghanistan.
Kyan: They're very fond of the moustache.